Johny's summer resort

Cash's Job

Cash was too bored to get a job.He used to say "Job is a human sci-fi thing".
-Animals don't have jobs.Why should we?
-Animals don't drink beer,why then you drink?,they responded
-Because they don't know how to make one.If they knew they would be drunk all the time.And piss all the time.

Johny2

Johny had met Helen at the supermarket.
He was looking for mustard,she was looking for cabbage.
They went back at his place and made a salad with vinegret sauce.

Cash 2

Cash was constantly stoned and lying about his past.
He received no reward for that,but he did it for the chicks.
Not that it was a really succesful strategy.

Johny's house

Johny and Cash

Johny met Cash when he had just broken up with Helen.
She couldn't stand the smell.Of his house.
He had just turned on the T.V when a bag full of empty beers landed on his head.

Cash and Johny

Cash met Johny the only day he agreed to take out the garbage.
He was so bored,he took a cab and went down at the center for a drink.Carrying the garbage with him.
He found some friends,got drunk and at the way back he threw the garbage into a trash bin.
That was Johny's house.

Cash

Cash lived in the suburbs.He rarely went home.
His mother was a bitch.He smoked pot a lot.

Johny

Johny lived in a trash bin at the center of the city.
He rarely got out.He had a colour tv and an air-condition at the living room.